1) You MUST have a link back to this site (http://critiques.diaryland.com). No link, no review.

2) You must have at least 15 good entries (good means not rings, facts, etc.) in your diary. I gotta have something to read.

3) No nudity in your template. If we go to review your template and there is any nudity in it whatsoever, even if "nothing's showing," we will not review it.

4) No excessive swearing/cussing, whatever you want to call it. A few words here and there, OK, but it'll take points off. If there's a curse word every paragraph, don't bother requesting.

5) I know this sounds obvious, but both smart and stupid people will come here, so I'll tell you this: If your diary is locked, then you must give me a username and password so that I can see it. It can be a seperate one just for me, or one that you have already made. You can email it to me. I don't want to review a sign-in box. It won't get a good grade.

6) You must fill out all the fields on the sign-up.

7) When you sign up, you must include the phrase "deflate my ego!" in your request. I need to know if people read these rules. If you don't include the phrase, I'll ignore the request.

8) If you haven't updated you diary for at least one month, or if you have a new diary for so long and just want the older diary to be reviewed, do not request! I don't like reading entries that's already months and months ago!

9) Follow these rules :)

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